Somewhere On This Globe, Every Ten Seconds, There Is A Woman Giving Birth To A Child. She Must Be Found And Stopped.
- Sam Levenson
It Is True That I Was Born In Iowa, But I Can’t Speak For My Twin Sister.
- Abigail Van Buren
To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.
- Wilson Mizner
When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn’t Talk For A Year And A Half.
- Gracie Allen
Some People Are Born On Third Base And Go Through Life Thinking They Hit A Triple.
- Barry Switzer
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