It Is Better To Hide Ignorance, But It Is Hard To Do This When We Relax Over Wine.
- Heraclitus
I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake–Which I Also Keep Handy.
- W. C. Fields
Always Do Sober What You Said You’d Do Drunk. That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
If You Drink, Don’t Drive. Don’t Even Putt.
- Dean Martin
One Reason I Don’t Drink Is That I Want To Know When I Am Having A Good Time.
- Nancy Astor
My Grandmother Is Over Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses. Drinks Right Out Of The Bottle.
- Henny Youngman
Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.
Work Is The Curse Of The Drinking Classes.
- Oscar Wilde
It’s Always Difficult To Make Conversation With A Drunk, And There’s No Denying It, The Sober Are At A Disadvantage With Him.
- W. Somerset Maugham
Nothing Anyone Says In A Bar Is True.
- Mark Ruffalo
Drinking Makes Such Fools Of People, And People Are Such Fools To Begin With, That It’s Compounding A Felony.
- Robert Benchley
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking, I Gave Up Reading.
Electricity Is Actually Made Up Of Extremely Tiny Particles Called Electrons, That You Cannot See With The Naked Eye Unless You Have Been Drinking.
- Dave Barry
The Wine Urges Me On, The Bewitching Wine, Which Sets Even A Wise Man To Singing And To Laughing Gently And Rouses Him Up To Dance And Brings Forth Words Which Were Better Unspoken.
- Homer
Great People Talk About Ideas, Average People Talk About Things, And Small People Talk About Wine.
- Fran Lebowitz
And Malt Does More Than Milton Can To Justify God’s Ways To Man.
- A. E. Housman
Bacchus Hath Drowned More Men Than Neptune.
- Dr. Thomas Fuller
Slap A Mask On A Drunk And You’re Going To Have Trouble. It’s Like Having A Live Reenactment Of Anonymous Forum Comments.
- Randy K. Milholland
The Trouble With Jogging Is That The Ice Falls Out Of Your Glass.
- Martin Mull
I Envy People Who Drink. At Least They Have Something To Blame Everything On.
- Oscar Levant
Drink No Longer Water, But Use A Little Wine For Thy Stomach’s Sake.
- Bible
Follow me on twitter here.