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Humor Is Just Another Defense Against The Universe.

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The Best Defence Against Misguided Arrogance Is A Keen Sense Of Humour.

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Humor Is Also A Way Of Saying Something Serious.

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Humor Can Be Dissected As A Frog Can, But The Thing Dies In The Process And The Innards Are Discouraging To Any But The Pure Scientific Mind.

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Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.

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That Is The Saving Grace Of Humor, If You Fail No One Is Laughing At You.

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If You’re At School And You’re Not That Bright Or Good-Looking Or Popular Or Whatever, And One Day You Say Something And Someone Laughs, Well, You Sort Of Grab Onto It, Don’t You? You Think, Well I Run Funny And I’ve Got This Stupid Big Face And Big Thighs And No-One Fancies Me, But At Least I Can Make People Laugh. And It’s Such A Nice Feeling, Making Someone Laugh, That Maybe You Get A Bit Reliant On It. Like, If You’re Not Funny Then You’re Not… Anything.

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Wit Makes Its Own Welcome, And Levels All Distinctions. No Dignity, No Learning, No Force Of Character, Can Make Any Stand Against Good Wit.

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Humor Is The Only Test Of Gravity, And Gravity Of Humor; For A Subject Which Will Not Bear Raillery Is Suspicious, And A Jest Which Will Not Bear Serious Examination Is False Wit.

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Comedy Is Simply A Funny Way Of Being Serious.

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Where Humor Is Concerned There Are No Standards – No One Can Say What Is Good Or Bad, Although You Can Be Sure That Everyone Will.

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What’s The Point Of Havin’ A Rapier Wit If I Can’t Use It To Stab People?

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Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-In-Law?

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Humor Is Our Way Of Defending Ourselves From Life’s Absurdities By Thinking Absurdly About Them.

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Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Walk Into An Open Sewer And Die.

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Humor Is By Far The Most Significant Activity Of The Human Brain.

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A Joke Was Not A Single-Use Item But Something You Brought Out Again And Again Until It Fell Apart In Your Hand Like A Cheap Umbrella.

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Comedy Is Nothing More Than Tragedy Deferred.

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Humor Is Everywhere, In That There’s Irony In Just About Anything A Human Does.

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A Sense Of Humor Is Part Of The Art Of Leadership, Of Getting Along With People, Of Getting Things Done.

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The World Is A Tragedy To Those Who Feel, But A Comedy To Those Who Think.

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Humor Is The Great Thing, The Saving Thing. The Minute It Crops Up, All Our Irritations And Resentments Slip Away And A Sunny Spirit Takes Their Place.

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There’s Nothing Like A Gleam Of Humor To Reassure You That A Fellow Human Being Is Ticking Inside A Strange Face.

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The Only Rules Comedy Can Tolerate Are Those Of Taste, And The Only Limitations Those Of Libel.

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Life Is Tough, And If You Have The Ability To Laugh At It You Have The Ability To Enjoy It.

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All I Need To Make A Comedy Is A Park, A Policeman And A Pretty Girl.

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There’s No Trick To Being A Humorist When You Have The Whole Government Working For You.

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The Wit Makes Fun Of Other Persons; The Satirist Makes Fun Of The World; The Humorist Makes Fun Of Himself.

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Humor Is A Rubber Sword – It Allows You To Make A Point Without Drawing Blood.

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