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Anyone Who Works Is A Fool. I Don’t Work – I Merely Inflict Myself Upon The Public.

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To Be Poor And Dependent Is Very Nearly An Impossibility.

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All My Businesses Are Scrupulously Legal. Not Because I Have Any Moral Problems With Crime. It Just Makes My Life Easier To Obey The Law. Crime Is For Poor People; You Don’t Need To Rob The Bank If You Own It.

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The Best Thing To Give To Your Enemy Is Forgiveness; To An Opponent, Tolerance; To A Friend, Your Heart; To Your Child, A Good Example; To A Father, Deference; To Your Mother, Conduct That Will Make Her Proud Of You; To Yourself, Respect; To All Men, Charity.

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Call Home At Least Once A Week. It’s A Proven Fact That We Call Home Less The Older We Get. And That’s Wrong. It Should Be The Other Way Around. As We Get Older, Our Parents Get Older.

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Every Sweet Has Its Sour; Every Evil Its Good.

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What You Don’t See With Your Eyes, Don’t Invent With Your Mouth.

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Immortality. I Notice That As Soon As Writers Broach This Question They Begin To Quote. I Hate Quotation. Tell Me What You Know.

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To Avoid Criticism Do Nothing, Say Nothing, Be Nothing.

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War Is A Series Of Catastrophes That Results In A Victory.

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If You Want To Make People Weep, You Must Weep Yourself. If You Want To Make People Laugh, Your Face Must Remain Serious.

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There’s Nothing That Keeps Its Youth,
So Far As I Know, But A Tree And Truth.

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A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Can’t Hear It.

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It’s Amazing How Quickly Nature Consumes Human Places After We Turn Our Backs On Them. Life Is A Hungry Thing.

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In America The President Reigns For Four Years, And Journalism Governs For Ever And Ever.

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The Visionary Lies To Himself, The Liar Only To Others.

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Walking Isn’t A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.

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If You’re Not Eating The Right Foods In The Right Amounts, All The Exercise In The World Won’t Combat The Caloric Intake.

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A Celebrity Is One Who Is Known To Many Persons He Is Glad He Doesn’t Know.

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If You Go In For Argument, Take Care Of Your Temper. Your Logic, If You Have Any, Will Take Care Of Itself.

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Self-Confidence Is The First Requisite To Great Undertakings.

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Kneeling Over A Trickling Mountain Stream And Pumping Every Ounce Of Water You Use Though A Filter Can Really Change Your Perception Of Turning On A Faucet.

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If You Were In A Burning House And There Was A Cat And A Rembrandt, What Would You Save? The Cat…You Would Save The Cat, Because The Cat Is Alive. The Art Is Dead. It’s Just Paint On A Canvas, Ink On A Page. To Live For Art Is To Deny Life. It’s Just To Destroy Life.

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How Close The Sexes Sometimes Come To One Another. It Is As Much A Matter Of Behaviour And The Spere In Which They Move That Separates The Masculine Part Of Humanity From The Feminine.

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Genius Hath Electric Power Which Earth Can Never Tame.

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Avoid a friend who covers you with his wings and destroys you with his beak.

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Technology Adds Nothing To Art. Two Thousand Years Ago, I Could Tell You A Story, And At Any Point During The Story I Could Stop, And Ask, Now Do You Want The Hero To Be Kidnapped, Or Not? But That Would, Of Course, Have Ruined The Story. Part Of The Experience Of Being Entertained Is Sitting Back And Plugging Into Someone Else’s Vision.

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There Are No Thanks For A Kindness, Which Has Been Delayed.

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Joy Is Not In Things; It Is In Us.

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You Heard Of The Double Cross? In This Business You Gotta Watch For The Triple Cross. You Gotta Aways Be Alert. There’s So Much Jealousy. Guys Always Trying To Set You Up, Put You In Traps. Trying To Get Ya Killed. There Was So Much Viciousness In This Thing.

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I Prefer The Company Of Peasants Because They Have Not Been Educated Sufficiently To Reason Incorrectly.

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The Trouble With Jogging Is That The Ice Falls Out Of Your Glass.

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To Find Yourself Jilted Is A Blow To Your Pride. Do Your Best To Forget It And If You Don’t Succeed, At Least Pretend To.

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In The Highest Civilization, The Book Is Still The Highest Delight. He Who Has Once Known Its Satisfactions Is Provided With A Resource Against Calamity.

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Difficulties Come When You Don’t Pay Attention To Life’s Whisper. Life Always Whispers To You First, But If You Ignore The Whisper, Sooner Or Later You’ll Get A Scream.

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Talking With You Is Sort Of The Conversational Equivalent Of An Out Of Body Experience.

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We Are Continually Faced With A Series Of Great Opportunities Brilliantly Disguised As Insoluble Problems.

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To Be Interested In The Changing Seasons Is A Happier State Of Mind Than To Be Hopelessly In Love With Spring.

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If You Wish Your Merit To Be Known, Acknowledge That Of Other People.

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That All Men Are Equal Is A Proposition Which, At Ordinary Times, No Sane Individual Has Ever Given His Assent.

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Laughing Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Spot.

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Dignity Consists Not In Possessing Honors, But In The Consciousness That We Deserve Them.

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It Is Our Choices…That Show What We Truly Are, Far More Than Our Abilities.

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One Of The Keys To Happiness Is A Bad Memory.

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To Succeed In The World It Is Not Enough To Be Stupid, You Must Also Be Well-Mannered.

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When God gives a child, he also gives the clothing.

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I’ve Come To Believe That Each Of Us Has A Personal Calling That’s As Unique As A Fingerprint – And That The Best Way To Succeed Is To Discover What You Love And Then Find A Way To Offer It To Others In The Form Of Service, Working Hard, And Also Allowing The Energy Of The Universe To Lead You.

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It Is Better To Hide Ignorance, But It Is Hard To Do This When We Relax Over Wine.

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A Myth Is A Religion In Which No One Any Longer Believes.

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If You Want Peace, Stop Fighting. If You Want Peace Of Mind, Stop Fighting With Your Thoughts.

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