A Wise Man Once Said...

I’m Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don’t Know.

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Nothing In All The World Is More Dangerous Than Sincere Ignorance And Conscientious Stupidity.

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Computers Make It Easier To Do A Lot Of Things, But Most Of The Things They Make It Easier To Do Don’t Need To Be Done.

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Patience Serves As A Protection Against Wrongs As Clothes Do Against Cold. For If You Put On More Clothes As The Cold Increases, It Will Have No Power To Hurt You. So In Like Manner You Must Grow In Patience When You Meet With Great Wrongs, And They Will Then Be Powerless To Vex Your Mind.

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An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

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If There Is A Sacred Moment In The Ethical Pursuit Of Game, It Is The Moment You Release The Arrow Or Touch Off The Fatal Shot.

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A Good Reputation Is More Valuable Than Money.

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Life Isn’t Tied With A Bow, But It’s Still A Gift.

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One man’s beard is on fire, and another warms his hands at it.

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O, How This Spring Of Love Resembleth The Uncertain Glory Of An April Day!

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You Ask Me Why I Do Not Write Something….I Think One’s Feelings Waste Themselves In Words, They Ought All To Be Distilled Into Actions And Into Actions Which Bring Results.

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The Young Have Aspirations That Never Come To Pass, The Old Have Reminiscences Of What Never Happened.

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He Who Does Not Know How To Be Silent Will Not Know How To Speak.

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From The Moment I Picked Up Your Book Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Some Day I Intend Reading It.

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Some Cupid Kills With Arrows, Some With Traps.

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There Is Not A Person In The World Who Is Given The Advantage Of Travel Who Does Not Return Changed.

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Mid Pleasures And Palaces Though We May Roam,
Be It Ever So Humble, There’s No Place Like Home.

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Suppose You Were An Idiot And Suppose You Were A Member Of Congress. But I Repeat Myself.

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Men Are April When They Woo, December When They Wed: Maids Are May When They Are Maids, But The Sky Changes When They Are Wives.

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The Idea Of All-Out Nuclear War Is Unsettling.

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There Is A Great Deal Of Difference Between An Eager Man Who Wants To Read A Book And The Tired Man Who Wants A Book To Read.

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You Cannot Dream Yourself Into A Character; You Must Hammer And Forge Yourself One.

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Camping Is Nature’s Way Of Promoting The Motel Business.

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Words Are A Heavy Thing…They Weigh You Down. If Birds Talked, They Couldn’t Fly.

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Nothing is difficult if you’re used to it.

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Genius Is One Per Cent Inspiration, Ninety-Nine Per Cent Perspiration.

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We Don’t Get Fat Because We Overeat; We Overeat Because We’re Getting Fat.

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The Law Hath Not Been Dead, Though It Hath Slept.

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Time Cools, Time Clarifies; No Mood Can Be Maintained Quite Unaltered Through The Course Of Hours.

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For Four-Fifths Of Our History, Our Planet Was Populated By Pond Scum.

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The Rest Is Silence.

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If You Don’t Learn To Laugh At Trouble, You Won’t Have Anything To Laugh At When You’re Old.

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Depend Not On Fortune, But On Conduct.

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A Photograph Is A Secret About A Secret. The More It Tells You The Less You Know.

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Look Not Mournfully Into The Past. It Comes Not Back Again. Wisely Improve The Present. It Is Thine. Go Forth To Meet The Shadowy Future, Without Fear.

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Oppression Can Only Survive Through Silence.

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Fearless Is Living In Spite Of Those Things That Scare You To Death.

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Having Been Here Before And Lost, To Be Here And Win, I’ve Got To Tell You, Winning Is Really A Lot Better Than Losing. Really A Lot Better.

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People Are Difficult To Govern Because They Have Too Much Knowledge.

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America Is A Large, Friendly Dog In A Very Small Room. Every Time It Wags Its Tail, It Knocks Over A Chair.

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No Opera Plot Can Be Sensible, For People Do Not Sing When They Are Feeling Sensible.

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I Already Knew To Eat Clean And Listen To My Body, To Only Eat When I Was In A Calm Mental State. Everyone Knew. But When You’re Fat In The Head, It’s Never About Knowing The Answers. It’s About Living Them.

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Money’s The Same, Whoever Gives It To You. That Was The Point Of Money, After All: Crisp And Clean Or Wrinkled Or Disintegrated Into Quarters – A Dollar Was Always Worth A Hundred Cents.

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The Fool Doth Think He Is Wise, But The Wise Man Knows Himself To Be A Fool.

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Ideas Are Like Rabbits. You Get A Couple And Learn How To Handle Them, And Pretty Soon You Have A Dozen.

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Experience Teaches Slowly And At The Cost Of Mistakes.

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Poetry Often Enters Through The Window Of Irrelevance.

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Conversation Is An Art In Which A Man Has All Mankind For His Competitors, For It Is That Which All Are Practising Every Day While They Live.

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Art Has Never Been Made While Thinking Of Art.

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Ignorance Never Settles A Question.

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