Good-Bye. I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored.
- George Saunders
The Secret Of Being A Bore Is To Tell Everything.
- Voltaire
The Secret Of Being Boring Is To Say Everything.
Every Improvement In Communication Makes The Bore More Terrible.
- Frank Moore Colby
A Bore Is A Man Who, When You Ask Him How He Is, Tells You.
- Bert Leston Taylor
Someone’s Boring Me. I Think It’s Me.
- Dylan Thomas
[S]He Refused To Be Bored Chiefly Because She Wasn’t Boring.
- Zelda Fitzgerald
A Bore Is A Man Who Deprives You Of Solitude Without Providing You With Company.
- Gian Vincenzo Gravina
Bore, N.: A Person Who Talks When You Wish Him To Listen.
- Ambrose Bierce
The Capacity Of Human Beings To Bore One Another Seems To Be Vastly Greater Than That Of Any Other Animal.
- H. L. Mencken
A Finished Person Is A Boring Person.
- Anna Quindlen
A Healthy Male Adult Bore Consumes Each Year One And A Half Times His Own Weight In Other People’s Patience.
- John Updike
All God Does Is Watch Us And Kill Us When We Get Boring. We Must Never, Ever Be Boring.
- Chuck Palahniuk
The Cure For Boredom Is Curiosity. There Is No Cure For Curiosity.
- Dorothy Parker
The Penalty For Success Is To Be Bored By The People Who Used To Snub You.
- Nancy Astor
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