Sometimes The Measure Of Friendship Isn’t Your Ability To Not Harm But Your Capacity To Forgive The Things Done To You And Ask Forgiveness For Your Own Mistakes.
- Randy K. Milholland
You Can’t Show Love To Someone At The Expense Of Someone Else Who Loves You.
Desperate Is Not A Sexual Preference.
Could You Imagine How Horrible Things Would Be If We Always Told Others How We Felt? Life Would Be Intolerably Bearable.
We All Have A Few Failures Under Our Belt. It’s What Makes Us Ready For The Successes.
The Key Is To Commit Crimes So Confusing That Police Feel Too Stupid To Even Write A Crime Report About Them.
The Only Time Anyone’s Admitted They Were A Christian Before Was When They Were Busy Telling Me Why They’re Better Than Me.
Friendship Is Being There When Someone’s Feeling Low And Not Being Afraid To Kick Them.
Nothing Like A Lot Of Exercise To Make You Realize You’d Rather Be Lazy And Dead Sooner.
Being Prepared For Loss Is Never The Same As Being Ready For It.
The Grass Is Always Greener Once You Don’t Have To Mow A Lawn Anymore.
The Only Thing That Lasts Longer Than A Friend’s Love Is The Stupidity That Keeps Us From Knowing Any Better.
Our Heroes Are People And People Are Flawed. Don’t Let That Taint The Thing You Love.
Never Confuse The Faith With The Supposedly Faithful.
I Guess That’s How Death Works. It Doesn’t Matter If We’re Ready Or Not. It Just Happens.
Typos Are Very Important To All Written Form. It Gives The Reader Something To Look For So They Aren’t Distracted By The Total Lack Of Content In Your Writing.
It’s A Lot Like Nature. You Only Have As Many Animals As The Ecosystem Can Support And You Only Have As Many Friends As You Can Tolerate The Bitching Of.
Death Likes It When You Play Hard To Get.
That’s The Thing About Marriage. It’s A Shell Game We Play With Ourselves. We’re The Suckers And We Have To Lose, But We Play Anyway Because We Lie To Ourselves That We Can Win.
People Age Even When You’re Not Looking.
Slap A Mask On A Drunk And You’re Going To Have Trouble. It’s Like Having A Live Reenactment Of Anonymous Forum Comments.
There Are People I Know Who Won’t Hurt Me. I Call Them Corpses.
Lies Are Like Children. If You Don’t Nurture Them, They’ll Never Be Useful Later.
I’ve Accepted That I’m Not Going To Die Of Natural Causes, [But] Getting Killed ‘Cuz You’re Naturally A Dick Seems Like Natural Causes To Me.
You Make Me Understand How Wonderful It Is For Little Lizards When They Find That One Special Rock That’s Perfect For Sunning Themselves On. You Make Me Lizard-Happy.
It Hurts To Find Out That What You Wanted Doesn’t Match What You Dreamed It Would Be.
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