If The English Language Made Any Sense, A Catastrophe Would Be An Apostrophe With Fur.
- Doug Larson
The English Language Was Carefully, Carefully Cobbled Together By Three Blind Dudes And A German Dictionary.
- Dave Kellett
Here Will Be An Old Abusing Of God’s Patience And The King’s English.
- William Shakespeare
Even If You Do Learn To Speak Correct English, Whom Are You Going To Speak It To?
- Clarence Darrow
Every English Poet Should Master The Rules Of Grammar Before He Attempts To Bend Or Break Them.
- Robert Graves
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