There’s Something Intrinsically Therapeutic About Choosing To Spend Your Time In A Wide, Open Park- Like Setting That Non-Golfers Can Never Truly Understand.
- Charles Rosin
If You Watch A Game, It’s Fun. If You Play At It, It’s Recreation. If You Work At It, It’s Golf.
- Bob Hope
Although Golf Was Originally Restricted To Wealthy, Overweight Protestants, Today It’s Open To Anybody Who Owns Hideous Clothing.
- Dave Barry
Golf And Sex Are About The Only Things You Can Enjoy Without Being Good At.
- Jimmy Demaret
It Is Impossible To Imagine Goethe Or Beethoven Being Good At Billiards Or Golf.
- H. L. Mencken
Golf Isn’t A Game, It’s A Choice That One Makes With One’s Life.
The Income Tax Has Made More Liars Out Of The American People Than Golf Has.
- Will Rogers
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