Always Get Married Early In The Morning. That Way, If It Doesn’t Work Out, You Haven’t Wasted A Whole Day.
- Mickey Rooney
When I Meet A Man I Ask Myself, ‘Is This The Man I Want My Children To Spend Their Weekends With?’
- Rita Rudner
I Wonder, Among All The Tangles Of This Mortal Coil, Which One Contains Tighter Knots To Undo, And Consequently Suggests More Tugging, And Pain, And Diversified Elements Of Misery, Than The Marriage Tie.
- Edith Wharton
When Any Two Young People Take It Into Their Heads To Marry, They Are Pretty Sure By Perseverance To Carry Their Point, Be They Ever So Poor, Or Ever So Imprudent, Or Ever So Little Likely To Be Necessary To Each Other’s Ultimate Comfort.
- Jane Austen
One Man’s Folly Is Another Man’s Wife.
- Helen Rowland
What Is Right For One Couple Is Wrong For Another. I Would Say That There Are Many More Important Factors To A Happy Marriage.
- Elizabeth Aston
Remember, That If Thou Marry For Beauty, Thou Bindest Thyself All Thy Life For That Which Perchance Will Neither Last Nor Please Thee One Year; And When Thou Hast It, It Will Be To Thee Of No Price At All; For The Desire Dieth When It Is Attained, And The Affection Perisheth When It Is Satisfied.
- Sir Walter Raleigh
My Toughest Fight Was With My First Wife.
- Muhammad Ali
I Will Fasten On This Sleeve Of Thine: Thou Art An Elm, My Husband, I A Vine.
- William Shakespeare
I Have Wedded Her, Not Bedded Her; And Sworn To Make The ‘Not’ Eternal.
You Get Married At Twenty, You’re Going To Be Shocked Who You’re Living With At Thirty.
- Peter Blake
Every pot will find its lid.
- Yiddish
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one.
- Jamaican
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
- French
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