No Animal Should Ever Jump Up On The Dining-Room Furniture Unless Absolutely Certain That He Can Hold His Own In The Conversation.
- Fran Lebowitz
We Call Them Dumb Animals, And So They Are, For They Cannot Tell Us How They Feel, But They Do Not Suffer Less Because They Have No Words.
- Anna Sewell
Old Age Means Realizing You Will Never Own All The Dogs You Wanted To.
- Joe Gores
Cats Are Intended To Teach Us That Not Everything In Nature Has A Function.
- Unknown
Animals Are Such Agreeable Friends – They Ask No Questions, They Pass No Criticisms.
- George Eliot
On The Internet, Nobody Knows You’re A Dog.
- Peter Steiner
Cats Regard People As Warmblooded Furniture.
- Jacquelyn Mitchard
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