The First Rule Of Life Is To Reveal Nothing, To Be Exceptionally Cautious In What You Say, In Whatever Company You May Find Yourself. If You Have A Secret, You Have Only To Whisper It To Your Dearest Friend With The Strictest Injunction That It Will Go No Further, And Within Half A Day The Story Is All Over Town, And When You Do Make What Would Seem To Be A Perfectly Sensible Remark, You Will Find It Reported In The Most Grotesque Form, Thus Incurring No End Of Criticism To Rebound Upon You.