There Are Three Kinds Of Lies: Lies, Damned Lies, And Statistics.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don’t Lie, But Admits That Under Analysis Some Of Them Won’t Stand Up Either.
- Evan Esar
I Could Prove God Statistically.
- George Gallup
Smoking Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel
Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.
Usa Today Has Come Out With A New Survey – Apparently, Three Out Of Every Four People Make Up 75% Of The Population.
- David Letterman
A Single Death Is A Tragedy; A Million Deaths Is A Statistic.
- Joseph Stalin
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