You Can Only Be Young Once. But You Can Always Be Immature.
- Dave Barry
I Can Win An Argument On Any Topic, Against Any Opponent. People Know This, And Steer Clear Of Me At Parties. Often, As A Sign Of Their Great Respect, They Don’t Even Invite Me.
Although Golf Was Originally Restricted To Wealthy, Overweight Protestants, Today It’s Open To Anybody Who Owns Hideous Clothing.
Electricity Is Actually Made Up Of Extremely Tiny Particles Called Electrons, That You Cannot See With The Naked Eye Unless You Have Been Drinking.
What I Look Forward To Is Continued Immaturity Followed By Death.
Camping Is Nature’s Way Of Promoting The Motel Business.
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