If The English Language Made Any Sense, A Catastrophe Would Be An Apostrophe With Fur.
- Doug Larson
The Surprising Thing About Young Fools Is How Many Survive To Become Old Fools.
The Aging Process Has You Firmly In Its Grasp If You Never Get The Urge To Throw A Snowball.
Home Computers Are Being Called Upon To Perform Many New Functions, Including The Consumption Of Homework Formerly Eaten By The Dog.
Spring Is When You Feel Like Whistling Even With A Shoe Full Of Slush.
A Lot Of People Mistake A Short Memory For A Clear Conscience.
If People Concentrated On The Really Important Things In Life, There’d Be A Shortage Of Fishing Poles.
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