Food Is An Important Part Of A Balanced Diet.
- Fran Lebowitz
No Animal Should Ever Jump Up On The Dining-Room Furniture Unless Absolutely Certain That He Can Hold His Own In The Conversation.
I Never Took Hallucinogenic Drugs Because I Never Wanted My Consciousness Expanded One Unnecessary Iota.
I Must Take Issue With The Term ‘A Mere Child,’ For It Has Been My Invariable Experience That The Company Of A Mere Child Is Infinitely Preferable To That Of A Mere Adult.
Humility Is No Substitute For A Good Personality.
Success Didn’t Spoil Me, I’ve Always Been Insufferable.
My Favorite Animal Is Steak.
Ask Your Child What He Wants For Dinner Only If He’s Buying.
Great People Talk About Ideas, Average People Talk About Things, And Small People Talk About Wine.
Life Is Something That Happens When You Can’t Get To Sleep.
If You Are A Dog And Your Owner Suggests That You Wear A Sweater, Suggest That He Wear A Tail.
Your Life Story Would Not Make A Good Book. Don’t Even Try.
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