This Is The Sixth Book I’ve Written, Which Isn’t Bad For A Guy Who’s Only Read Two.
- George Burns
Age To Me Means Nothing. I Can’t Get Old; I’m Working. I Was Old When I Was Twenty-One And Out Of Work. As Long As You’re Working, You Stay Young. When I’m In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.
If You Ask What Is The Single Most Important Key To Longevity, I Would Have To Say It Is Avoiding Worry, Stress And Tension. And If You Didn’t Ask Me, I’d Still Have To Say It.
The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.
Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You’ve Got It Made.
I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.
If You Live To Be One Hundred, You’ve Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.
Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-Knit Family In Another City.
I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I’ve Now Reached The Age When I Don’t Have Anybody To Respect.
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