My Mother Loved Children — She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.
- Groucho Marx
From The Moment I Picked Up Your Book Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Some Day I Intend Reading It.
I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.
Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.
Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is Man’s Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It’s Too Dark To Read.
Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.
A Child Of Five Would Understand This. Send Someone To Fetch A Child Of Five.
Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.
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