I Hate Women Because They Always Know Where Things Are.
- James Thurber
The Paths Of Glory At Least Lead To The Grave, But The Paths Of Duty May Not Get You Any Where.
There Are Two Kinds Of Light–The Glow That Illuminates, And The Glare That Obscures.
Human Dignity Has Gleamed Only Now And Then And Here And There, In Lonely Splendor, Throughout The Ages, A Hope Of The Better Men, Never An Achievement Of The Majority.
The Only Rules Comedy Can Tolerate Are Those Of Taste, And The Only Limitations Those Of Libel.
It Is Better To Know Some Of The Questions Than All Of The Answers.
The Wit Makes Fun Of Other Persons; The Satirist Makes Fun Of The World; The Humorist Makes Fun Of Himself.
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