Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That Live In Your House.
- Louis C. K.
Out Of The People That Ever Were, Almost All Of Them Are Dead. There Are Way More Dead People, And You’re All Gonna Die And Then You’re Gonna Be Dead For Way Longer Than You’re Alive. Like That’s Mostly What You’re Ever Gonna Be. You’re Just Dead People That Didn’t Die Yet.
All These Words We Use, Anybody Can Be A Genius Now. It Used To Be You Had To Have A Thought No One Ever Had Before Or You Had To Invent A Number. Now, It’s Like, Hey, I’ve Got A Cup In Case We Need Another Cup. Dude, You’re A Genius!
Friends Should Always Tell You The Truth. But Please Don’t.
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