People Who Work Sitting Down Get Paid More Than People Who Work Standing Up.
- Ogden Nash
Middle Age Is When You’ve Met So Many People That Every New Person You Meet Reminds You Of Someone Else.
Parents Were Invented To Make Children Happy By Giving Them Something To Ignore.
I Think That I Shall Never See A Billboard Lovely As A Tree. Perhaps, Unless The Billboards Fall, I’ll Never See A Tree At All.
A Door Is What A Dog Is Perpetually On The Wrong Side Of.
A Family Is A Unit Composed Not Only Of Children But Of Men, Women, An Occasional Animal, And The Common Cold.
Progress Might Have Been All Right Once, But It Has Gone On Too Long.
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