Anyone Can Do Any Amount Of Work Provided It Isn’t The Work He Is Supposed To Be Doing At The Moment.
- Robert Benchley
Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.
It Took Me Fifteen Years To Discover That I Had No Talent For Writing, But I Couldn’t Give It Up Because By That Time I Was Too Famous.
The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him.
Drinking Makes Such Fools Of People, And People Are Such Fools To Begin With, That It’s Compounding A Felony.
Drawing On My Fine Command Of The English Language, I Said Nothing.
As For Me, Except For An Occasional Heart Attack, I Feel As Young As I Ever Did.
A Boy Can Learn A Lot From A Dog: Obedience, Loyalty, And The Importance Of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down.
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