Man Is The Only Animal That Laughs And Has A State Legislature.
- Samuel Butler
Life Is Like Playing A Violin In Public And Learning The Instrument As One Goes On.
Life Is One Long Process Of Getting Tired.
Genius Might Be Described As A Supreme Capacity For Getting Its Possessors Into Trouble Of All Kinds.
All Progress Is Based Upon A Universal Innate Desire On The Part Of Every Organism To Live Beyond Its Income.
Any Fool Can Tell The Truth, But It Requires A Man Of Some Sense To Know How To Lie Well.
It Has Been Said That The Love Of Money Is The Root Of All Evil. The Want Of Money Is So Quite As Truly.
All Philosophies, If You Ride Them, Are Nonsense, But Some Are Greater Nonsense Than Others.
The Best Liar Is He Who Makes The Smallest Amount Of Lying Go The Longest Way.
Life Is The Art Of Drawing Sufficient Conclusions From Insufficient Premises.
When You Have Told Anyone You Have Left Him A Legacy The Only Decent Thing To Do Is To Die At Once.
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