Always Read Stuff That Will Make You Look Good If You Die In The Middle Of It.
- P. J. O'Rourke
Humans Are The Only Animals That Have Children On Purpose With The Exception Of Guppies, Who Like To Eat Theirs.
Fish Is The Only Food That Is Considered Spoiled Once It Smells Like What It Is.
Drugs Have Taught An Entire Generation Of Americans The Metric System.
The Mystery Of Government Is Not How Washington Works But How To Make It Stop.
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