I Don’t Think Anyone Should Write Their Autobiography Until After They’re Dead.
- Samuel Goldwyn
Television Has Raised Writing To A New Low.
A Hospital Is No Place To Be Sick.
If I Could Drop Dead Right Now, I’d Be The Happiest Man Alive.
I Read Part Of It All The Way Through.
I Had A Monumental Idea This Morning, But I Didn’t Like It.
Let’s Have Some New Cliches.
Follow me on twitter here.