If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questions?
- Scott Adams
The Best Way To Compile Inaccurate Information That No One Wants Is To Make It Up.
Ask A Deeply Religious Christian If He’d Rather Live Next To A Bearded Muslim That May Or May Not Be Plotting A Terror Attack, Or An Atheist That May Or May Not Show Him How To Set Up A Wireless Network In His House. On The Scale Of Prejudice, Atheists Don’t Seem So Bad Lately.
Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.
Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.
The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out. Sure, There’s A Lot More Living To Go, But There Isn’t Much Doubt That I’ll Always Be The ‘Dilbert Guy.’ Unless I Go On A Crime Spree, In Which Case I’ll Be ‘That Stabbin’ Dilbert Guy.’
‘Wrong’ Is One Of Those Concepts That Depends On Witnesses.
Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There.
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