There’s A Fine Line Between Fishing And Just Standing On The Shore Like An Idiot.
- Steven Wright
Last Year I Went Fishing With Salvador Dali. He Was Using A Dotted Line. He Caught Every Other Fish.
Curiosity Killed The Cat, But For A While I Was A Suspect.
When I Woke Up This Morning My Girlfriend Asked Me, ‘Did You Sleep Good?’ I Said ‘No, I Made A Few Mistakes.’
My Theory Of Evolution Is That Darwin Was Adopted.
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